By G. E. Shuman
I am
not sure what is going on, but all-over Central Vermont, something strange
seems to be happening. If you live in our region, and if you drive a car, you
may already know what I am hinting at here.
It
seems that about every Central Vermont city, town, village, hamlet, and farm
cow path is undergoing some type of local road construction this fall… in
unison. All I can think is that there must be a big sale on asphalt going on,
somewhere. On some streets they are laying new water and/or drainage pipes, and
on others they’re repaving. In many places they are doing both.
I’m not
really complaining, because I’m glad our streets are being redone. I just get the
impression that some of these towns are trying to eat the whole elephant in one
bite. Maybe doing a few streets at a time would be better? I know that they understand what they’re
doing, and I know that I don’t. Like I said, it’s just an impression.
Recently
my wife and I took a trip across ol’ Route 2, from Barre, through New
Hampshire, and into Central Maine. If you haven’t taken that road in a while, I
can tell you that those other states are doing exactly what our state is. There
seems to be orange and black construction signs about everywhere. On that trip
across to Maine I told my wife that I wished I owned whatever company makes
those signs, or at least be the guy who supplies all that orange paint. I know
those signs are very important. I just wonder if someone, somewhere, is
building a huge warehouse to keep them in (if and when) the construction ends. If
not, I know that orange roofs are popular in some areas of Canada. (Although
they don’t usually have the words SLOW or YIELD on them. At least I don’t think
they do.) Still, New England towns could sell those things off for shingles or trade
them with the country to the north for maple syrup. (I forgot; we already have
that.) Anyway, I am sure that about six of those bad boys would cover a whole
side of a roof in no time! Isn’t it worth a try?
I
remember hearing someone joking, years ago, about construction cones. You know,
those orange rubber cones that are used everywhere there is any road
construction going on? That guy said that they are not what they appear to be,
but are orange witches, buried up to their hats. I cannot see even one of those
cones without remembering that. Now you are going to have the same problem.
Sorry, (a little.)
Please
don’t get me wrong. No one wants our roads to be smooth and free of potholes
and frost heaves more than I do. I’m glad we have the hard-working crews and
the equipment to make that happen. I do
hope most of the work is competed soon, because I can see another road project
on the horizon, (or right around the corner?). Halloween is coming, and someone
is going to have to dig up all those orange witches.
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