By G. E. Shuman
Most
years, by the time the month of May comes around, I have figured out what
strange attempt I will make that year, in my annual, nearly futile effort at
growing a few vegetables at our home. This
year, it’s already June, and I haven’t given the ‘garden’ much thought,
yet. It would be easier if I just didn’t
try, but I probably still will.
We live
in Central Vermont, and garden space for most people here is not a
problem. Unfortunately, at least in some
ways, we have a very large home, on a very small lot in our town. In other ways the size of our lawn is fine
with me, as mowing has never been something I look forward to. (I think that I should have carpeted our
yard, years ago. Vacuuming is easier
than mowing.)
Anyway,
I always try to grow at least a few tomato plants, usually in big pots out
beside the front porch. I have had limited
success with this. I’ve never tried to
figure out how much each of those poor past tomatoes actually cost me to grow. You do have to buy the tomato plants
themselves, plus the pots, potting soil, and I always take the ever-optimistic
action of getting tomato cages, just in case the plants get really big, ‘this
year’. I’m pretty sure I would have to
harvest a lot of tomatoes to make this make any financial sense, so I try to
just not think about that.
Last
year, in addition to my potted tomatoes, I did something my daughter, Faith,
suggested, as I have little space to grow things, as I have said. She told me that if you buy a few very large
bags of potting soil, and just lay them along the edge of your house, they can
become nearly effortless and weed less mini-gardens. The words effortless and weed less sounded
good to me, and the plan actually worked quite well, or at least as well as any
other garden idea has for me. What you do is just use a razor knife and cut
circles on the potting soil bags, about six inches apart. I used a large mug as a template, and it was
extremely easy to cut very uniform circles in the soil bags. You also poke a
few holes in the back side of the bags, for drainage. (You do this first, or you’re going to dump
all your potting soil out. I would be terrible at writing directions for
anything.) Then you simply plant your seeds in the circles, and they thrive in
the weed less, rich environment you have provided for them. How cool is that? The thing I did wrong last year was to get too
excited about it, and try to plant too many types of vegetables in the small
space. I did get string beans, squash, and some cucumbers from my little
‘family plot.’ Again, I would never try to figure out how much each of those
cukes cost me.
It’s
strange, but my wife is at least as bad as I am when it comes to keeping things
alive. We do have a small dog who,
seemingly, will live forever, but that’s about it. Every spring we get hanging baskets of
flowers for the front porch, and every year we kill them off within a month or
two. I sometimes think we don’t water them enough, then we try watering them
more, and within several weeks we don’t need to water them at all. It’s very sad. We used to get really big,
expensive baskets to hang up, but have realized that it makes more sense to
kill a few twelve dollar pots of flowers than it does thirty dollar ones.
I was
thinking of how I would address this issue, in this column, as I put the dogs
out early this morning. I stood there
with them, looking at the big leaves that have already burst forth from the
maple trees on the front lawn, and the huge lilacs on the bushes beside the
house. Then I realized that those things
have been growing for many years, without my help at all. How dare they? I have never, ever watered
those lilac bushes, and would look pretty stupid watering a huge maple. I guess God’s a better gardener than I am,
and I’m okay with that.
I hope you have much success with your garden this summer. Some people have green thumbs, and then there
are the people who live at my house. If
I was smart, I would spend more money at the farm stands, and less in the
garden department this year. But, I
never said I was smart.
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