Dear Readers,
It has been
somewhat of a rough week for me. I work with dozens of wonderful teenagers,
who, most of which, happened to be coughing, sneezing, and blowing their noses
at my desk every day, last week. Because of, in spite of, or regardless of that
fact I have been battling flu symptoms all this week, and have not had the
energy necessary to think, or to type, for the past few days. For those reasons,
please accept this reprint of a column that some have said was one of my better
attempts.
Wrist-Watches and Cracker Jack
by G. E. Shuman
A few weeks
ago I was standing in our kitchen, and happened to notice something about my
daughter, when I saw her sitting on the couch in the next room. “You don't wear a wrist-watch, huh Em?” I remarked.
“I don't
wear a what?” Emily asked back.
“A
wrist-watch.” I repeated.
“Dad, they
don't call them wrist-watches anymore.
It's just a watch, and, no, I don't wear one.”
“Why
not? Don't you have one?” I asked, in honest ignorance of her point.
“I don't
NEED one. Everyone always has their
phone in their hand, and the time is right here.” Emily responded, holding up
the electronic appendage which seems to be permanently attached to her palm.
“Oh. Yeah.”
Was my only reply, as I was, once again, technologically trounced back into the
old realization that mine is not exactly the cutting-edge generation
anymore. I looked at my left wrist, and
at my watch... my WRIST-watch, wondering if I will see the day when 'old'
people like myself are actually laughed at for wearing one of these
things. I suddenly felt like I was
carrying around a spittoon and a buggy whip instead of a watch. Maybe, just maybe, that day was already here.
It may have
been that very same day, or perhaps a day or so later, that I noticed (I guess
I'm noticing things lately, in my declining days.) something familiar and
somehow exciting from my own childhood.
My wife has recently taken to buying boxes of Cracker Jack, to take to
work with her, as a snack. And, that
day, right in front of me on a small round table in our kitchen, lay an actual
Cracker Jack prize! Do you remember
those? For generations, literally,
Cracker Jack has proudly, (and rightly so) announced 'A prize in every box!” ON
every box of their product. I remember
vividly, as a child, ripping the entire top off my Cracker Jack boxes and
squeezing the sides to see if I could see that cherished, tea-bag sized white
envelope, that I knew was buried somewhere among the caramel corn and
peanuts. If I saw the prize I would
immediately dump out enough of the Cracker Jack to get my fingers far enough
into the box to snag the prize and drag it out.
(Tell me you have never done that.)
Now, everyone knows, and knew then, that whatever prize was inside the
envelope had no great value. There was always a blue-ink printed joke to read
on the outside, and something less than magical on the inside of that little
piece of sealed paper. To me, as a
child, making fun of whatever the little plastic something was that was inside
was half of the fun. Do you remember
people saying things like: “Where'd ya get the ring... a box of Cracker
Jack?”
I thought of
all of this, as I picked up and looked over that genuine Cracker Jack prize
envelope. The fact that it was still
unopened proved to be too much for me to resist. For the first time in years, I opened a
Cracker Jack prize, and, for the first time ever, I was quite
disappointed. In an effort to please the
kids of today, even this wonderful moment from the past has changed. Rather than some chintzy ring or other cheap
plastic thing, inside the envelope there was only a note. The note said this: “Now you can download
fun, authentic Cracker Jack prizes to your smart phone at:”, with a website
address following. In other words, at
least to me, the prize was... well... nothing.
To me, the feeling was the same as when someone gives you a lottery
ticket for your birthday. What did they
really give you? Nothing. Frankly, I would rather have had a dumb toy
than a stupid app., from that box of Cracker Jack.
I recently
read an article in which the author lamented that: “Modern technology is taking
away all of our stuff.” That we no
longer need cds to play our music, or dvds to play our movies, were his main
points. Some people now take virtual
vacations, (Gee, those must be fun.) and others completely lose themselves in
games which require no cards, game boards, game pieces, or even other
players. I think that today's kids are
actually missing out on a few REAL things, as they willingly view virtual ones,
displayed on small glass screens. One
of those real things that they are missing out on is the proud feeling of a
shiny new watch wrapped around your wrist; another is the joy of holding,
instead of an expensive phone, a cheap and cherished Cracker Jack toy, right in
the palm of your hand.
