By G. E. Shuman
I've been thinking lately, and more
and more often as the days pass, about what it would mean for a
person to be “unplugged.” The idea of being unplugged, to me,
is not one of being taken off the power grid, and to rely on wind
mills, solar cells, or water wheels to provide my electricity, as
some in our area have done. Those people take great pride in the
fact that they are 'off the grid'. To me, that's their business, but
not a big deal. They still have power, and may still hunker down
around their various screens every single day. No, to me, to be
unplugged would mean to be disconnected from those screens, and
intentionally cut off from all the interconnected, interfering,
meddling, identity-permeating 'stuff' that being on the grid has
graciously provided for us. It would mean accomplishing the much
braver act of pulling the plug on things like email, television, and,
as impossible as this might seem, cutting the cord from the
increasingly omni-present 'god' of the electronic world, the
internet. It would certainly mean the elimination of the
newly-discovered face of that 'god', face book, itself.
For some, but not all of us older
adults, the idea of getting off the information grid would actually
be a relief from some of life's complication, at a time when we feel
the great need to un-complicate. For some of our kids and grand kids
that idea would be simply absurd. To them, there is little more
important in life than maintaining contact with their 'twelve hundred
friends', online. That, to some of us, is what is absurd. (By the
way, no one has twelve hundred friends.) I have been chuckled at,
and seen the grimacing faces of some of my own children, at any
mention I might make of not being 'into' social networking. Kids,
just so ya know... being treated as some bony old object in a
Jurassic-period museum display is uncomfortable, especially when the
ones you are teasing still see you as the little, drooling,
diaper-dirtiers you were about five minutes ago. Also, don't blame
us older folks when you look up from your screen someday and realize
that you just spent your allotted eighty years without ever looking
out a window.
An elderly uncle of ours recently
died. We didn't even know about this, until days after the funeral,
because, well, it was announced on face book, and we didn't see it.
Because of this I have, seriously, asked my own kids to not note my
passing in that way. If you hear that I have recently assumed room
temperature, just call around, like people used to do. I think that
missing a family picnic because you missed seeing a face book post is
not a big deal. Missing the funeral of a loved one because you're
not online all the time is tragic. It really makes me wonder what
our society is becoming. Admittedly, I'm sure there was a time, not
so long ago, when making a phone call to deliver bad news was also
considered less than proper by some. After all, with a phone call,
you're not present to see the person's face, to give them a hug, to
comfort them. I guess this is all relative, to our older and younger
relatives.
I am not unplugged, and am not sure it
would even be possible for me to be so. But, as you have just read,
I have given the idea some thought. In some ways, that thought is a
very appealing one to me. It would mean that the people, my real
friends, who wanted to talk with me would have to come and visit me.
That would be nice... an actual three-dimensional visit with a real
person, with a voice, and intonation in that voice, and expressions,
and hugs, and handshakes, instead of abbreviated words in texted
messages. (LOL). It would also mean that the friends and relatives
who never call me would still not do so, so... not much would really
change there. It would mean that news would travel slower, but since
most news is bad news, I could live with slower. I would not have
TV, or even be able to send this column, electronically, to the
paper. I would just have to be happy with reading the classics,
writing more books myself, and visiting my favorite newspaper office
in person. I wonder how terrible all of that would be.
Someday, when I am gone, I hope that
people remember me for who I was to them, not for what my screen name
reminded them of. If I suddenly disappear from the electronic world,
it will be more evident to some people than to others. You will
know, if you know me well, exactly what happened. If not, you may
have to wonder if I am truly gone, or if I have simply become
unplu----.